Morning Buzz for August 4th, Presented by Jessica Alba

• Jessica Alba in FHM Australia. [Guyism]
• The 20 skankiest women in sports. [Bleacher Report]
• Hey look! It's Laura Ramsey, the smoke show from “The Real Cancun” (awful, awful movie). [Maxim]
• Jenn Sterger, the host of the “Daily Line” on Versus/former Maxim/Playboy model/FSU cowgirl says she once “received photos of Brett Farve masturbating while wearing Crocks.” I'm no Favre apologist, but don't believe a word of it. [Deadspin]
• The Surprising Science of a One-Night Stand. [Esquire]
• Alessandra Ambrosio On All Fours Makes Us Stop & Salute God For His Work Of Art. [Busted Coverage]
• 10 Hilarious Cover Letter Blunders. [Smoking Jacket]
• Carol's cooking in the kitchen… with her body. [Gorilla Mask]
• Woman Uses Her 38DD Breasts as Paintbrushes. [Asylum]
• Ten Ways to Annoy Your Fantasy Football League. [Gunaxin]
• The 8 types of people you’ll find on Craigslist. [Guyism]
• 10 Things Every Guy Should Own (But Doesn’t). [COED]
• Hilary Swank photos. [Holy Taco]
• Hooker says woman should let men screw around.  [Barstool NYC]
• 27 photos of douchebags. [The Chive]

More Jessica Alba after the jump…

Girls

• The Ten Most Notorious Nerd Queens. [Gunaxin]
• NSFW pics from Chippy D's sex tape. [Barstool NYC]
• Bristol Palin moved back in with Sarah after callin' it a quits (again) with Levi Johnston. [TMZ]
• The 10 Hottest Fitness Models. [Asylum]

Required Reading

•  The Hidden Dangers of Strip Clubs. [Holy Taco]
• The Top Ten Shark Attack Videos. [Discovery]
• Shark Week Comic of the Week. [Daily What]
• Top 10: Quotes About Men That Every Man Should Live By. [Ask Men]
• A Field Guide To White People With Dreadlocks. Didn't String Cheese Incident break-up? [West Word]

Funny, Random, Etc.

• 21 Animals with Crap Stuck on their Heads. [Maxim]
• Toy Story 3: Inception. [Manofest]

Fact of the Day

• “A beer could help you save as many calories as you would by taking a 30-minute jog, a U.K.-based consumer group claimed Tuesday.” [FOX]
• Beer is the preferred alcoholic beverage of choice for more than 41 percent of Americans. [UpRoxx]

Question of the Day

• Is Mad Men the new Saved by the Bell? [Smoking Jacket]

Sports

• The Top 10 Most Bizarre and Wacky Lacrosse Vids on the Web‎. [Lax Playground]
• Scandal Rocks the Bass Fishing World. [Smoking Jacket]
• Alexander Ovechkin Seen Attending Soccer Game With New Skinny-Ass Model Girlfriend. [Sportress of Blogitude]
•  The Biggest Sharks in Sports. [Bleacher Report]

Movies/TV/Music

• 11 life lessons learn from True Blood. [Hollywood]
• Na Palm's “Dirty Girls Like Dirty Beats” mixtape is out. Go get it. [Dat Piff]
• 10 fake but awesome movie websites. They raping everybody. [Screen Junkies]
• Lil' Jon Feels Dave Chappelle Made Him A Cultural Icon. [VladTV]